We tell jokes, puns, and riddles that have to do with music. Got jokes? Click the button. Also, feel free to ask for any musical advice. We’ll try to help!Tumblr (3.0; @musicjokes)http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/<p>What&#8217;s the best orchestrated way to sink ships? With a Pachelbel Canon.</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://cyuzi.tumblr.com" target="_blank">cyuzi</a></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/51007168011http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/51007168011Tue, 21 May 2013 12:31:06 -0700musicjokespachelbelcanonpachelbel canon<p>They kept saying, &#8220;Bach, Bach, Bach!&#8221;</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50960361418http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50960361418Mon, 20 May 2013 19:48:30 -0700beethovenbachpunsthis has NEVER been done before<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F92963814&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><img alt="image" src="http://s17.postimg.org/c504n4dof/cabbage.png"/></p> <p>Yes, we agree.</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50855575130http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50855575130Sun, 19 May 2013 15:04:59 -0700yellowbrickrosemusicdiscussions<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://givemetrills.tumblr.com/post/49858956065/im-a-strong-independent-soloist-i-dont-need-no" target="_blank">givemetrills</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m a strong, independent soloist<br/>I don’t need no conductor</p> </blockquote>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50435467610http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50435467610Tue, 14 May 2013 12:09:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2932d7d33dd507ae09998f8c50f3be58/tumblr_mgajfnNzD01qihk6ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://insanetwin.tumblr.com/post/50211562237/frostymaggie-rabbivole-marciantobay-this" target="_blank">insanetwin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frostymaggie.tumblr.com/post/40631664914" target="_blank">frostymaggie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rabbivole.tumblr.com/post/40625204372/marciantobay-this-needs-more-notes-god" target="_blank">rabbivole</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://marciantobay.tumblr.com" target="_blank">marciantobay:</a></p> <p>This needs more notes.</p> </blockquote> <p>GOD FUCKING DAMMIT</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8d20ba0e2113cd436b12a902557a28c0/tumblr_inline_mgovjwEAKP1qgacym.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried</p> </blockquote> <p>oh give it a rest guys</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50402413521http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50402413521Mon, 13 May 2013 22:15:16 -0700<p>sine and cosine more like</p> <p><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/SegnoTeken.svg"/></p> <p>and</p> <p><img height="26" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8a/Coda_sign.svg" width="24"/></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50266015442http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50266015442Sun, 12 May 2013 09:16:31 -0700signtechnically it's dal segnocodapuns<p>may the</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/659bc50805f57077f687313c457bef7c/tumblr_inline_mmlkx7d9fe1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>be with you</p> <p>(sorry, this post is a little largo)</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50105607450http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50105607450Fri, 10 May 2013 12:32:52 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f8d275df7597836f1db2a284044c030/tumblr_mmkkc1SGAl1rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50074090918http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50074090918Thu, 09 May 2013 23:21:37 -0700tenorlightbulbaccompanist<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akakioga.tumblr.com/post/49833280988/janersm-sexting-inchurch-beautilation" target="_blank">akakioga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://janersm.net/post/41235285924/sexting-inchurch-beautilation" target="_blank">janersm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sexting-inchurch.tumblr.com/post/41222652664/beautilation-banasmagiccastle-sarcasminc" target="_blank">sexting-inchurch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beautilation.tumblr.com/post/41218837749" target="_blank">beautilation</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://banasmagiccastle.tumblr.com/post/41202958739/sarcasminc-arigoato-funny-text-posts-arent" target="_blank">banasmagiccastle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarcasminc.tumblr.com/post/41178368064/arigoato-funny-text-posts-arent-my-puns" target="_blank">sarcasminc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://arigoato.tumblr.com/post/41107690469/funny-text-posts-arent-my" target="_blank">arigoato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <div> <p>funny text posts arent my</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2852d8dacb175ba83e76eb3536ad83c5/tumblr_inline_mgzgcuiJ6G1rntzgs.jpg"/></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Puns like that could get you in</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b088317cfca9a96f6e788709c243aa3c/tumblr_inline_mh0jo8bMM81qe2xt5.jpg"/></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>give it a</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2e290e035b00ebe2fe7e99481c18f334/tumblr_inline_mh1efdQ8MB1qek9l0.png"/></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Yeah I think the joke might be falling</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6450660cf9c2be95f5df877676831fed/tumblr_inline_mh1pl8Tlzi1qbop0c.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music</p> </div> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/2dcac7261d04c7bb0ae1df4b6402b6a8/tumblr_inline_mh1yshOQrs1qzr687.gif"/></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>these puns are just so</p> <p><img align="left" alt="image" src="http://0.tqn.com/d/musiced/1/G/Q/6/naturalsign.jpg"/></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50053995320http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/50053995320Thu, 09 May 2013 18:04:00 -0700<p><span class="Apple-style-span">4. One to sing sharp, one to sing flat, one to sing in a different key, and one to try and harmonize with it.</span></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49986688416http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49986688416Wed, 08 May 2013 20:11:24 -0700tenorlightbulb jokes<p>Sometimes B flat, sometimes B sharp, but always B natural.</p> <p>submitted anonymously</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49964465354http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49964465354Wed, 08 May 2013 15:36:22 -0700<p><a href="http://givemetrills.tumblr.com/post/49947337607/what-did-one-violinist-say-to-his-rival-come-at" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">givemetrills</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>What did one violinist say to his rival?<br/> “COME AT ME BOW”</p></blockquote>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49951650799http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49951650799Wed, 08 May 2013 12:48:56 -0700<p>Because their D&#8217;s are always flat.</p> <p>submitted by <a href="http://l-homme-au-piano.tumblr.com" title="l-homme-au-piano" target="_blank">l-homme-au-piano</a></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49890030177http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49890030177Tue, 07 May 2013 16:34:16 -0700utsavviolaviola jokesdmusicjokesinapropro<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ac778de5a0624afe44b42c945254af9d/tumblr_mmd7w5mhtS1rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(Jay - Well, since we got no more submissions, I put one of my favorites up here.)</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49759688753http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49759688753Mon, 06 May 2013 00:09:41 -0700musicjokesfunnyviola joeksviola jokesviolas<p>It&#8217;ll be hard to keep running/rebooting this blog if we don&#8217;t keep getting jokes.</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49630508012http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49630508012Sat, 04 May 2013 15:59:53 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f827f9c9e6b8ebf4bf98f0ddf460e0c8/tumblr_mm7gexWyz71rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://theitsybitsymoriarty.tumblr.com" target="_blank">theitsybitsymoriarty</a></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49492164631http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49492164631Thu, 02 May 2013 21:28:09 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/869064a72a9af5b7e0f27961056e1b50/tumblr_mm7gbljwig1rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://cyuzi.tumblr.com" target="_blank">cyuzi</a></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49492054763http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49492054763Thu, 02 May 2013 21:26:09 -0700musicjokescyuziaccordianaccordion<p>Please?</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49480944920http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49480944920Thu, 02 May 2013 18:49:11 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8450ad64f4ecc02456b4e5def08421c5/tumblr_mm790meBoq1rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>submitted by <a href="http://cyuzi.tumblr.com" target="_blank">cyuzi</a></p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49480880248http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49480880248Thu, 02 May 2013 18:48:22 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b974f255031cf155d9f9b4ca168d1cd6/tumblr_mm78efsrJq1rrl6i0o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>submitted anonymously</p>http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49479800319http://musicjokes.tumblr.com/post/49479800319Thu, 02 May 2013 18:35:03 -0700musicjokesclarinetanonymous