Music Jokes

May 21

#108

What’s the best orchestrated way to sink ships? With a Pachelbel Canon.

submitted by cyuzi

May 20

#107 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

May 19

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May 14

givemetrills:

I’m a strong, independent soloist
I don’t need no conductor

(via l-homme-au-piano)

May 13

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

oh give it a rest guys

(Source: gunpowderandspark, via l-homme-au-piano)

May 12

#106

sine and cosine more like

and

May 10

#105

may the

be with you

(sorry, this post is a little largo)

May 09

akakioga:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

these puns are just so

(Source: kawoowoo, via l-homme-au-piano)

May 08

#103 How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. One to sing sharp, one to sing flat, one to sing in a different key, and one to try and harmonize with it.