What’s the best orchestrated way to sink ships? With a Pachelbel Canon. submitted by cyuzi
#107 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Yes, we agree.
givemetrills: I’m a strong, independent soloist I don’t need no conductor
sine and cosine more like and
may the be with you (sorry, this post is a little largo)
akakioga: janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that ...
#103 How many tenors does it take to screw in a...
4. One to sing sharp, one to sing flat, one to sing in a different key, and one to try and harmonize with it.
Sometimes B flat, sometimes B sharp, but always B natural. submitted anonymously
givemetrills: What did one violinist say to his rival? “COME AT ME BOW”
#101 Why don't viola players ever get laid?
Because their D’s are always flat. submitted by l-homme-au-piano
We really do need submissions, we don't have...
It’ll be hard to keep running/rebooting this blog if we don’t keep getting jokes.
And really, we do need submissions so try getting...
submitted anonymously (One of my favorite ones that’s been submitted so far. - Jay)
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A message from Jay Yeah, we’re really sorry for the however long it’s been hiatus, we all just kind of got caught up in school. We all started high school this year, so it’s really taken a lot of time out of us. We remembered this blog today though, so we’re wondering if we can keep it going once more, now that we’re a bit more in sync with scheduling. So really, if...
symphonies-of-a-storm asked: Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows, because nobody watches.
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Hey if you're still following this blog
We’re sorry we are in big treble and bass-ically we haven’t gotten any submissions (except for tenor so) but if you guys submit more we’ll post them alto this blog fine
guy: hey, bach, can i borrow some money?
bach: no sorry
bach: im baroque
What is the difference between a violist and...
notsufferingfrominsanity: violapunk: orchestrahumor: A prostitute knows more positions. OH SHNAP. IT’S TRUE THOUGH I HAVE A HARD TIME WITH 2ND I LIKE 3RD BUT LIKE THIS SEMESTER IS LIKE 2ND POSITION SEMESTER AND I WANNA CRY A prostitute also gets paid more.
Hey guys, I’m gonna try to start up this blog again. So submit away!
this-is-my-castle-on-a-cloud asked: Hi there! I've just started a new blog which is currently dedicated to what music means to people. I was just wondering if you could promo it for me? I've just started it :) it's this-will-be-rad. tumblr. com. Thanks :)
the-eternal-can-you-not asked: It starts with an eighth note pickup, but in the last measure, there are still 6 beats instead of 5. I'm not sure if that's technically a mistake though, ha ha.
pale0zoic asked: whats the mistake? its driving me crazy! hahaha
peterbrotherofmoses said: That’s not even a joke. That’s just rude and awful. I know that viola jokes are a “thing,” but could we seriously try to at least be clever here? That’s very true. I am a violist and a percussionist myself, and so I take the brunt of most musical jokes. :) Still, I’m (mostly) only posting what is sent in. Once in a while one of us will post a joke of our...
Anonymous asked: I just wanted to tell you that reading your blog came in handy! At my music banquet tonight, my conductor invited me up to tell some (viola) jokes (I had been telling them to him over the course of the last month) and I would've been at a loss for jokes had I not thought of this blog! So thank you for saving my butt in front of a hundred or so people! ^.^
Anonymous asked: This isn't a joke but I saw a something on here that wasn't totally accurate. Staccato does NOT mean short. It's usually viewed as separated or detatched. There are times you may be instructed to play the note shorter but to call staccato "short" wouldn't be correct. I don't want to sound like a bitch, but this has been drilled into my brain so many times and...
Anonymous asked: some jokes are pretty insulting :)