Music Jokes
#107 Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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Yes, we agree.

givemetrills:

I’m a strong, independent soloist
I don’t need no conductor

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:


marciantobay:
This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT



I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

oh give it a rest guys

insanetwin:

frostymaggie:

rabbivole:

marciantobay:

This needs more notes.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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I tried to scroll past it. I honestly tried

oh give it a rest guys

#106

sine and cosine more like

and

#105

may the

be with you

(sorry, this post is a little largo)

akakioga:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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these puns are just so

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#103 How many tenors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4. One to sing sharp, one to sing flat, one to sing in a different key, and one to try and harmonize with it.

#102

Sometimes B flat, sometimes B sharp, but always B natural.

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